I just couldn't pass this up, sorry.

From the technology pages of Pravda comes this chestnut. Seems the Russians have been tinkering with what science calls psychotronic weapons. Specifically on a device to turn people into zombies. The source of this information is the rationally astute Russian Federal Custodial Service. As you know this blog strives for accuracy and integrity, so I thought I'd put off finding out what this organization does for now, and see where it goes.

It has been known for years the Russian military have experiemented with mind control devices, the paranormal and mind projection techniques like remote viewing. With the breakup of the Soviet Union, scientists and the military brass have led divergent courses. Pravda's source has stated that there has been a renewal of energy and the problems facing science around mind control have been tackled anew, thus we hear of zombie making devices.

The idea is to use a generator to send waves out into the ether that upset the resonant frequencies of humans. No word on what happens to those who RUN the machines. And do they cause zombies to sprout like mushrooms after a shower? Apparently not, however, there have been complaints over the years by residents that claim to have been taken over by strange voices.

No mention if anyone checked to see if they lived near any power lines or how many meals they microwaved a day.