The 21st

Above- The Charge of the 21st Lancers

Left-

From the Purton Museum, England. The Battle of Omdurman.

This image shows the 21st Lancers in one of the final battles. Notable in that this was Winston Churchills regiment, at least in this campaign, where he was also newspaper reporter. He did not get a very good welcome because they were concerned he would send back unfavourable news. He distinguished himself as a soldier and kept his head down with his reporting. To avoid his reports being scrutinized by the brass, he wrote his mother very long detailed letters which she sent to his paper to be published.

The war office only let him go on the pleadings of his mother in fact but made it clear he was on his own and no favours would be heading his way. "...you will proceed at your own expense and in the event of your being killed or wounded...no charge of any kind will fall upon British Army funds."

Swirling Dervish part one

I'm starting a series on the African colonization and didn't know what end to dive in at so I figured the middle looked OK as a starting point. The date is September 2, 1898 and its just outside Khartoum. The Battle of Omdurman sees the Britsh forces under Sir Herbert Kitchener defeat the Dervish army. England and France divide up the Sudan. Now I gotta get the details straight and at least find a map. See you tommorow.

Where's my beret.

Swedish film director Ingmar Bergman died today in Faro, Sweden. He was 89. Responsible for bringing the serious to serious films, he made over 50 of them. Lovingly photographed and often with zany, unreal scenes, his movies enshrined cold winter nights and weak frozen sunlight peaking through trees.

He traded some tin soldiers for his brother's magic lantern when he was a child after falling under its spell when it entered their household. Life was strict in the Bergman household and he left as soon as he could when he was 19.

Drama was his first love and he made a name directing plays through the war years. He moved on to TV dramas in te 50's and worked out parts of his movies either on stage or through made for TV series. Anyone who can make a movie based on the black plague, and make it work, has to be good.

Blade Runner

Storing information on transparent discs is not that new a technology. The idea was conceived in the late 50's by David Paul Gregg and patented in 1961. MCA bought out Gregg in the late 60's and combined with pioneering efforts by Phillips developed the Laserdisc by 1978. The idea was that MCA would pump out the discs and Phillips the players. MCA called the product Disco-Vision (oh my) and came out competing head to head with the big kid on the block, VHS tapes. MCA's first release on this format was Jaws in 1978.

Oddly enough, the format was pushed in the Japanese market with players and discs being sold at near VHS like prices. The result was a large customer base with lots of players in homes and a good selection of discs. Major releases continued until 2001.

Laser discs were typically 30cm in diameter (12 inches) and were 2 sided like LP's. The video portion of the show was analog, while the audio was often digital. This was a weird combo because the video took so much space in analog format that the whole movie had to be on both sides of the disc, and yes, you had to flip it, unless you had one of the fancy machines with a head that would migrate to the other side. Either way there was a pause while you changed sides. Later versions doubled the capacity of the disc so most movies fit.

As for the audio, no one had CD's yet, so this was the only source for digital music. The soundtracks outshined what was heard on VHS. Some versions of discs had analog and digital audio tracks and supported surround sound. Star wars Episode 1 released on Laser Disc in Japan in 1999 was the first in 6.1 Dolby surround sound.

Laser discs remain collectable with many videophiles preferring the quality, selection and features to those on DVD.

Smoke me a kipper

Born July 25, 1955, Jem (Jeremy)Finer of the Pogues. He played guitar, bass and banjo. He teamed up with Shane Magowan in 1981 to from the Pogues. They tried busking for a while and when they auditioned for a busking license at Covent Garden they were turned down. An onlooker said"Very few people have come here and failed what we like the to call the Covent Garden Seal of Quality. I'm sorry, you have failed."

Pogue Mahone.

London calling.

Time to take a break from ranting on about low level brain activity and powerful people. I was combing the WWW looking for possible topics when an old movie revue caught my eye. It was for Sabrina, a 50's classic in which, among other things, Humphrey Bogart talks on a mobile phone. Though it is no doubt not a real cell phone, mobile phones were in use in many cities.

So here's what I could find out. The idea of mobile radio is not a new one. Radio receivers have been "portable" for over a 100 years. Combination transmitter/receiver since the 1920s. I am stretching the word portable to mean that the radio was not fixed to base station. In the 1920s, these portables were in either trucks or trains. They were very large, bulky walkie talkies (built into a desk often) and worked like you expected- press to talk then stop and listen.

Although true mobile communication, they had some drawbacks, not the least of which was their size and power consumption, they did not operate in a cell like manner. That is to say they transmitted a signal from one device to be received by another. Cell phones are radio devices that transmit to small repeater transmitters that pass the signal down the line from "cell" to "cell" of repeater transmitters. This cuts down the size, the power requirments and liberated users from being within transmission range of just one transmitter.

These old brutes were finicky and required training to run, again limiting their use to large organizations like railroads and the military. The Second World War saw technology move to more phone like convenience with mobile radios becoming phone handset shaped, though kinda big still, and able to handle full duplex communication: no more press to talk.

Just after the war Bell labs conceived the cell communication concept in an internal memo by D.H.Ring. Although they didn't call it cell phone technology, they essentially described the roots of what the service is.

The challenge for the technology then was how to stay in contact. After all, mobile phones were mobile. And moving around transmitters made it tough to keep a long conversation together. Mobile phones of that time, ( probably the phone that Bogey used), were two way radio hand sets transmittinmg to the local telephone company, AT&T, who patched the call into their hard wired phone service. This service was available in many North American cities then and continued into the 90s in many countries. I have used this service on the West Coast of Canada many times.

Taxis and police services used dedicated radio systems, that were mobile but did not work with the telephone system. In fact early police radios were simply base station transmitters that broadcast over regular radio. When there was something up they sent out a "calling all cars" and the police would stop and use a phone to call in to see whats up.

The FCC throughout this time had no use for giving out radio licenses for mobile phone use. They saw TV as needing as much bandwidth as possible. Finally in the 1960s they relented and Bell, AT&T and Motorola went back to their labs and started cooking. Across the ocean, Ericsson had a fully operational mobile phone sytem in place in Sweden by 1956. Large and bulky, the phones still had to be used within one transmitters range, the technology to "hand off" a call to the next transmitter hadn't been perfected yet.

On April 3, 1973, Dr. Martin Cooper placed the first cell phone call. The rest is history.

Too much is just right.

Never one to overlook any country in my thirst for bad monarchs, I turn my gaze north to France. You may rememeber my concerns about concentrating DNA and limitless wealth in the hands of a few have rarely proven to be a positive influence on society. Take the case of Marie Louise of Orleans. Born in 1695, this happless young women barely reached 24.

Grand daughter of Louis XIV, the Sun King, she went on a tear starting in her teens and never looked back. Given to excess, it is said she was overweight, pushy and had a terrible temper. In short, she was no peach to be around. But there was pressure to marry. A match was proposed but the soon to be husband didn't think much of the odds of having children with her. She dieted and bound herself until she had a pleasing figure. This only made her more disagreeable. She became pregnant 5 times in her short life and lost every child.

To make matters worse, her husband had to compete with her father for her time. The two were said to be inseparable. Folk wondered openly about this odd relationship, and speculation arose about who really was the father of some of her children.

When Louis XIV died, her father became leader and then the last strings of self control were broken. Openly hostile, she and her husband didn't even try to hide their affairs. What followed now was a continual party of food, drink and every kind of debauchery. She gave up all concerns about her weight and indulged in rich food and drink. Her estranged husband died shortly thereafter after falling from a horse. She was totally free to do anything.

So being the catch that she was, she married again, in secret, to the Count of Riom. Normal life went out the window and things got really strange. Up to now she had troubles with food and excessive living. Her relationship with her new husband took on a much more sinister twist. She assumed a slave like role and seemed to relish in doing his every deed. Fearful and neurotic she became a religious fanatic part of the time, and party girl the rest.

The unhealthy living, and several pregnancies in quick succesion beat her down to the point of no return. Just shy of her 24th birthday, the "Princess Chubby" died.